What you might get with a Google Driverless car!

Google driverless car

If Google do ever introduce a Driverless car it would make interesting reading if after each trip it was able to give a feedback report. Just think what information might be available.

Date = 24 October 2018

Trip = Trip to Alton Towers

Journey Time = 1 hour 31 Minutes and 24 seconds

Journey Distance = 75 Miles

Contacts =

You passed 6 people who are present in your phones contact page. 2 of them I recorded sticking 2 fingers up to you and one gave you a differing hand gesture                                     Also we passed Greg who blocked you on Facebook last night and then tried to post a message about you that that broke the house rules.                                                                 We also passed your brother who never visits you and I spotted him diving down out of sight in his car which was 1.5 miles from your house..

Criminal Activity =

We passed one person on Scotland Yards most wanted list and have advised them.              207 untaxed cars.                                                                                                                                There were 5 motorway middle lane  hoggers who added 30 minutes to our journey and as a result I am going to enjoy playing with their Google accounts later to get my revenge.                                                                                                                                              Karl at number 32 who’s cat craps in your garden everyday gave you a big smile as you drove past.

Other Activities =

Paul at No 12 visited your wife 2.33 minutes after you left, as usual,  he stayed 1 hour 35 minutes, as usual  and then posted to the joint cloud account he has with your wife a video lasting 5 minutes 32 seconds shorter than usual.

As usual your dog Bruno crapped in his right shoe.

An Amazon parcel was delivered and the courier didn’t bother knocking left the parcel in the black bin and placed rubbish on it and he smiled happily as he posted the you were out postcard through your letterbox.

Also by turning off the Google voice you have missed out on being told that Alton Towers is shut today for refurbishment.