
If Google do ever introduce a Driverless car it would make interesting reading if after each trip it was able to give a feedback report. Just think what information might be available.
Date = 24 October 2018
Trip = Trip to Alton Towers
Journey Time = 1 hour 31 Minutes and 24 seconds
Journey Distance = 75 Miles
Contacts =
You passed 6 people who are present in your phones contact page. 2 of them I recorded sticking 2 fingers up to you and one gave you a differing hand gesture Also we passed Greg who blocked you on Facebook last night and then tried to post a message about you that that broke the house rules. We also passed your brother who never visits you and I spotted him diving down out of sight in his car which was 1.5 miles from your house..
Criminal Activity =
We passed one person on Scotland Yards most wanted list and have advised them. 207 untaxed cars. There were 5 motorway middle lane hoggers who added 30 minutes to our journey and as a result I am going to enjoy playing with their Google accounts later to get my revenge. Karl at number 32 who’s cat craps in your garden everyday gave you a big smile as you drove past.
Other Activities =
Paul at No 12 visited your wife 2.33 minutes after you left, as usual, he stayed 1 hour 35 minutes, as usual and then posted to the joint cloud account he has with your wife a video lasting 5 minutes 32 seconds shorter than usual.
As usual your dog Bruno crapped in his right shoe.
An Amazon parcel was delivered and the courier didn’t bother knocking left the parcel in the black bin and placed rubbish on it and he smiled happily as he posted the you were out postcard through your letterbox.
Also by turning off the Google voice you have missed out on being told that Alton Towers is shut today for refurbishment.